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Page ([personal profile] atrueheroine) wrote2012-12-11 09:24 am

3RD REVOLUTION - [VIDEO/ACTION FOR ILEX FOREST]

[[The feed opens to the sight of an Umbreon sitting calmly in the grass, blinking softly as he looks into the camera. It isn't long, however, before the focus of the image is shifted, sliding away from the Umbreon and bringing into view a shivering Chikorita, lying on what appears to be a brown blanket. In actuality, it's Page's skirt, and said skirt-owner is currently on her knees, gently washing dirt from the Chikorita's pale skin. It's peppered with injuries; mainly scratches, but there's a rather nasty gash on its side that Page is trying to treat. Without pausing in her work, she addresses the feed.]]

Do any of you have any experience with Pokemon medicine or medical care? I found her underneath a tree this morning. I don't know what attacked her but she keeps dipping in and out of consciousness and I'm....worried.

[[As Page looks down at the Chikorita, her Gligar crawls up her back and pops over her shoulder, joining her in looking down at their unexpected guest. The Umbreon hasn't moved the entire time, instead flicking his eyes around the area. It never hurts to be cautious, especially when they're tripping over injured Pokemon. Page returns her gaze to the camera for one last plea for help.]]

There are a lot of berries around the place but I don't know if any will help break her fever. The guidebook doesn't really cover anything like that. If there's anyone out there that can offer advice, even a little, I'd really appreciate it.

[[With a final look down at the Chikorita, Page nods slightly, before moving to cut the feed.]]

Thank you for listening.
istheindustry: balverine (A friend with breasts and all the rest)

[personal profile] istheindustry 2012-12-12 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
And I'm assuming that letting nature run its course is completely and utterly out of the question.

[...it's still pointed as hell, but at the very least it's far less sarcastic than it could have been.]
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[personal profile] istheindustry 2012-12-12 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
The fact that you found it doesn't mean it deserves any more or less than it would have gotten if you hadn't. Really, Page, they're just animals, and the fact that it's still obviously injured despite treatment being administered implies that there's probably something wrong with it, besides.
istheindustry: balverine (Our thoughts compressed)

[personal profile] istheindustry 2012-12-12 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
[ASKJDHASDYFHVSDJGHJFHG I'M SORRY WHAT]

Is there a reason you didn't do that in the first place?
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[personal profile] istheindustry 2012-12-12 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
Given the things that these creatures can live through, if travelling for some time was "risking her health" then there really is something wrong with it.

But really, somehow I doubt these creatures really need your assistance - last I checked, they were doing perfectly well in the wild, and even the utterly pathetic species haven't managed to die out yet. Instinct will allow them to save themselves more often than not, and I think the animal in question knows more about the berries and various other...whatnot in the area than you do.

However, if you're going to insist on acting like you're some sort of gracious savior, might I suggest at least capturing it properly and putting it in one of those capsules we have? Unless, of course, you want to simply jostle it everywhere and allow it to be utterly conscious and suffering the entire time.
istheindustry: balverine (A friend with breasts and all the rest)

[personal profile] istheindustry 2012-12-12 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
[Once again, you have been deemed worthy of being the recipient of the Official Award For Exceptional Effort. Also known in some circles as "The Page Award," this particular honor is handed out to only the best and brightest in their particular field of failure; feel free to collect your winnings whenever your life stops being terrible long enough to allow you to do so!]

You can assert that all you like, my dear, it's really of no particular consequence to me, nor do I really care. Now go leave the life-saving to those who actually know what they're doing, hm?
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[personal profile] istheindustry 2012-12-12 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
[oh honey you just stay mad over there okay

it's almost cute]


Perhaps, perhaps not. Though if this is all it takes to make your life miserable, darling, then you're making me question the overall quality of your life.
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[personal profile] istheindustry 2012-12-12 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
[...turn

the feed

off??????

or don't w/e this is hilarious]


Ah, and again you insist on trying to wound me. Perhaps one day you'll come around.

[.............................]

Where in the world are you, anyway? That forest south of your destination?
istheindustry: balverine (A friend with breasts and all the rest)

[personal profile] istheindustry 2012-12-12 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
Unfortunately not, my dear, as I've long since moved on from there; there are a few other places in this region that have caught my interest, and I've no intention of leaving them unexplored.

Although I admit curiosity - still looking for information on those legends you're so fond of, by any chance?
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[personal profile] istheindustry 2012-12-12 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
[He just laughs a bit at that, softly.]

Well, it's not so much information as it is advice, but I would suggest moving north after you've finished your business in Goldenrod; assuming no one feels like blowing things up there that day - as apparently the city in question has been blessed by the hand of Skorm himself and incidents have a way of happening there - Ecruteak is rather steeped in the sort of history that's likely to interest you, from what I've seen.

To say nothing of the fact that it's decidedly less...overwhelming, I suppose. Believe me, Bowerstone has nothing on Goldenrod.
istheindustry: balverine (A friend with breasts and all the rest)

[personal profile] istheindustry 2012-12-12 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
[...yes it...really really did, good lord

at least he's more likely to be amused than completely weirded right the hell out, Page

believe me in this case that's fortunate]


The entire place seems rather steeped in the sort of culture you were expressing an interest in; it was a bit difficult not to, really.

[...okay yeah that likewise came out completely wrong, hang on]
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[personal profile] istheindustry 2012-12-12 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
[...can we try for a slightly less civil topic change next time?!]

Well, you might want to start with the towers on the far side of town; there are a set of them - or, rather, there were, it seems that one of the creation myths around here centers around the destruction of one of them.

[...not that he's helping much, uh]
Edited (...grammar doesn't work that way) 2012-12-12 03:35 (UTC)
istheindustry: balverine (A friend with breasts and all the rest)

[personal profile] istheindustry 2012-12-12 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
[oh no no nononononono

you have just opened the doors for nerding this is not good]


Oh, they do not disappoint, my dear - I had intended to see them for myself the first time I was in that area, though there was one of those...ah, abovementioned incidents that occurred immediately after His Majesty and I entered the town; unfortunately, I didn't have the opportunity to see them then, but I was just recently there for a second time and...well. Let's just say that I was there a good sight longer than I'd intended to be - it was quite the experience, and all of the descriptions I'd read up to that point simply don't do it justice...

[...wow okay just

let him get his composure back on]


So yes, I do think it's worthwhile, as is the rest of the place, really.

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