[Don't worry Page, you're not the only one who finds this whole "talking into the 'Gear" thing to be ridiculous! That said, Logan actually does have some useful information for you today! He's been spending most of his time doing research (since Goldenrod is kind of the perfect place for Barry and Reaver to go questing for... hookers or whatever it is they're up to), so he can actually kind of answer the question!]

I suppose it depends on what other types you have in your team. Eevee is capable of evolving into a Fire-type, Water-type, Electric-type, Psychic-type, Dark-type, Grass-type, and Ice-Type. The majority of them can be obtained by using a stone on Eevee - those stones can be bought for a high price in Goldenrod. The other two - Espeon and Umbreon, the Psychic- and Dark-types - can only be obtained with a high enough friendship.

[Logan slouches in his chair a bit, tapping his fingers on the armrest of the chair he's sitting in as he thinks. After a moment, a Vulpix jumps up into his lap and makes herself at home. He seems rather uncomfortable with her presence, and finally picks her up and sets her back on the ground. She slinks off after a moment, clearly upset that her trainer still won't pick her up. Meanie.]

I don't know what types you already have on your team and I haven't raised an Eevee myself, so I'm afraid that's all the advice I can offer. I do hope you figure something out, Page.

One question for you: where did you get the Eevee?

[Because it has the potential to not suck unlike the rest of his Pokemon.]